save money by not paying your bills

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please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

(via an-unfolding)

"People don’t listen, they just wait for their turn to talk."
— Chuck Palahniuk (via thiskidmatt)

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u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

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What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

(Source: cartel, via crunchier)

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"
"Nowadays people say I love you just like they are saying hello."
— (via makemestfu)

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"Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."
— Vodka thoughts #1  (via )

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"You’re going to have people who are going to say ‘Oh, you know like, she just writes songs about her ex-boyfriends’ and I think frankly that’s a very sexist angle to take. No one says that about Ed Sheeran. No one says it about Bruno Mars. They’re all writing songs about their exes, their current girlfriends, their love-life, and no one raises a red flag there."
Taylor Swift on some peoples views on her songwriting. (x)

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that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

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do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

(via askmeifi-giveafuck)

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im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school…………… is magical 

(via nothinglastsforev-er)


[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

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I really really hate myself right now.