beach-butt:

My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.

Apr 23 18:18 with 18,680 notes

scientificenterprise:

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

Apr 23 18:18 with 6,745 notes

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig)

Apr 23 18:12 with 219,025 notes

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

Apr 23 17:45 with 34,838 notes

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

Apr 23 17:44 with 730,828 notes

have you ever fallen temporarily in love with a stranger in a public place?

(Source: islette)

Apr 23 17:35 with 126,283 notes

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

Apr 23 17:35 with 416,575 notes

tonistarkofwinterfell:

LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY

Apr 23 17:32 with 269,985 notes
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